laters baby
If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

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Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

(via kendrawcandraw)

(Source: mysharona1987)

Posted: Sep 1 「51,887 notes」

tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

(Source: deanprincesster)

Posted: Sep 1 「304,084 notes」

thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

Posted: Sep 1 「31,892 notes」
jupiterservice:

allhailthehutch:

Slay

I hope they get the bastard that leaked these and if I see the pics I will report you fuckers.